Shame on You Carrier... And Thank You

Thank you for showing everyone a poor way to lay off 1,400 people.

Sorry, did I say lay off? I meant, "transition".

But every one of your employees knew what you really meant by "transition". This intentional misdirection seemed to be a theme of your speech.

Guess what? Your employees caught on before you delivered the punch line. That's why someone started recording the show after all.